Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
It would be literally the first thing I asked O.O
"Mr. President, welcome to the Whi-"
"Fire up Air Force One, we’re going to Roswell right fuckin’ now."
"I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY UFO’S WE’VE GOT STORED THERE"
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*